A friend sent this e-mail today, and for those of you who are feeling down, I hope this might make you smile!
Hell of a Day
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making
biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see
a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I say.
“I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When
I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any
insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another
man… and then my dog bit me.”
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a
drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then
you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
“But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?”
At last! You are my hero, Barbara. I have an older friend who tells me a joke or two at the end of each conversation. I rarely have one she hasn’t heard (she remembers them all). I just KNOW she won’t know this one. Thank you!
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Outlier Babe, I’m so glad you enjoyed this today, I’d forgotten all about it. I hope your friend hasn’t heard this one. 🙂
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She hadn’t! She laughed as hard as I had. It was great 😂
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So pleased!! A good laugh is so good for everyone!!
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🙂 😦
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Ha ha! I wasn’t expecting that!!
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I wonder if it made him feel better, after the shock?
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I wonder…
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I had a bad and tiring day . Your post just made me laugh 🙂 .
Thanx alot
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I’m glad MK that this post made you laugh.
Thanks for your follow, I look forward to checking it out when my computer behaves again!
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🙂
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🙂
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Thanks for the laugh! A perfect way to start a morning 😀
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Glad you enjoyed it Joanne. 🙂
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Mwahahahaharg! Loved it.
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Nice to hear you laugh MTM! 🙂
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Oh that is simply perfect – just perfect.
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Glad you liked it Jenni! 🙂
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Very good
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Hope that made you look at your day with a different perspective, Richard!
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At least, with a smile 🙂
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It is contagious! 🙂
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You sounded as if you needed a pick me up after yesterday! 🙂
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And the evening with one, too, Ba ! 🙂
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That’s started the day with a chuckle.
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So pleased! 🙂
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