Hell of a day? Beat this!

A friend sent this e-mail today, and for those of you who are feeling down, I hope this might make you smile!
Hell of a Day
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making
biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see
a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life,” I say.
“I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When
I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any
insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another
man… and then my dog bit me.”

“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a
drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then
you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
“But, Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?”

 

 

 

 

 

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26 thoughts on “Hell of a day? Beat this!

  1. Outlier Babe

    At last! You are my hero, Barbara. I have an older friend who tells me a joke or two at the end of each conversation. I rarely have one she hasn’t heard (she remembers them all). I just KNOW she won’t know this one. Thank you!

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    1. bkpyett Post author

      I’m glad MK that this post made you laugh.
      Thanks for your follow, I look forward to checking it out when my computer behaves again!

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