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Relax and laugh:

As it is Sunday and the weather is good, I’m off to the garden again. My beloved found this tweet  on Twitter last night and I thought I’d share it with you, as we both found it funny.

 

Seems fitting!!!

An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.”

The German doctor says: “That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

The Russian doctor says: “ Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The Australian doctor laughs: “ You all are behind us. Eight months ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart and no balls and made him Prime Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work!”

 

Kate Durham re tweeted on Twitter

Debbie Kilroy

@DebKilroy

Doctors comparing success with their patients lolol

# auspol