After gardening I notice some annoying bumps on the back of my hand. My first instinct is to worry in case they are warts.
Next day, at breakfast, I observe the rash appears less inflamed; it must be the result of something I’ve touched in the garden.
I say to Joe, ‘Feel this, what do you think it is?’
‘Braille, it says, “I Love You”, but it’s missing the comma.’
‘But ‘I Love You,’ doesn’t need a comma.’
‘Then it says, ‘immensely and deeply!’
How can I worry about a few bumps after such an interpretation?