40 years of marriage ….
A married
couple in their early 60’s were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet
beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’
The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around
the world with my darling husband.’
The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.
The husband thought for a moment:
‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I’m
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.’
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!…
The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who
are ungrateful bastards should remember
fairies are female …..
For any WOMAN WHO NEEDS
A GOOD LAUGH ..
AND TO ANY
MAN WHO CAN
HANDLE IT!
Why does this ring true? Funny too, though!
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Spot on! 🙂
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OMG…this absolutely would have been something that would have made my mother laugh out loud…and my father cringe. He was my hero, but…he’d have deserved this fable.
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It appeals to me too! 🙂
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🙂
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Sometimes we get what we deserve!
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Fair granting of a wish, I reckon.
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So true, Simon and Gerard!! 🙂
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