Sometimes something arrives that I can not help sharing with you. This one brings the spirit of Christmas with a slight twist, and will hopefully make you smile.
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about. The letter read
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had £100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope…
Can you please help me?
Sincerely, Edna
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few pounds.
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected £96 which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went.
A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.
All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
It read:
Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was £4 missing………..
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office!!!
Sincerely, Edna
Ha ha ha! I am FINALLY following you, Barbara! You make me smile every time I come here. And this joke is one that will make my friend A. (no, not THAT A.–the other one : ) laugh. She is always telling ME jokes, and I rarely have one for her, because she’s 89 and never forgets one. I’ll get her with this one!
Thanks!
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Thanks for your follow Outlier Babe! I visit your blog from time to time, but it doesn’t come automatically, even though I follow you!
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I just returned to WP after almost 2 mos. away, and saw that the new Stats page asked “Do you like WP? What would you improve?” I told them that Follows get handled inconsistently, or dropped. Who knows? If they hear it from enough people…
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You are right, and thanks for this prompt!
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Got my money’s worth on that one! Charming chuckle I’m going to share with my Posite. Then again, maybe best not 🙂
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Why not, it might give him the chuckle he needs at this time of the year! 🙂
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Lol – excellent! 😀
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Thank you Nicholas, I loved the theme of your children’s book too. Smiling must be a reciprocative business! Congratulations, it looks terrific!
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Lol – “smiling must be a reciprocative business” – what a lovely way to put it! 😀
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We always need a laugh, but this time of year, maybe even more. This was terrific! 🙂
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Thank you so much! I am so pleased that you enjoyed it. 🙂
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I knew your sense of humor and witty personality would bring you back. I laughed hard with this joke! Thanks Barbara! 🙂 ❤
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Just a flying visit! I know I can’t help wanting to share such gems with such lovely people!! xx
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Done! I was going to remove this comment, but it wouldn’t let me do the whole thing, sorry!
Great to hear from you Yvonne!
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Oops, sorry but I failed to check spelling before clicking. It should be permission.
~yvonne
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I loved this. i have never reposted and this so funny. I am asking permission to post it on my blog. If you do not care to share this that is just fine. Please let me know.
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Dear Yvonne, I’m delighted that you want to re-post this! So pleased you enjoyed it!
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Thank you.I will change one word if that is OK. Bastards to buzzards. I have an Anglican priest that is a follower and I’m pretty sure that he might be offended. I hope that I can change the wording if not I’ll post it with your http at the top .I just have to see what I can do with it.
Thanks so much,
Yvonne
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Yvonne, you can do with it as you wish! I won’t be offended either way. xx
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Wonderful!
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😀 😀 😀
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COL!!!!! I do love you Aussies.
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A little kindness goes a long way!
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‘COL’ isn’t on my list, you Americans have such a large list of abbreviations! Love and thanks! xx
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It’s “Cackle Out Loud.” My sister, a notorious cackler, made it up. I, of course, have a gentle little tinkle of a laugh…..COL!
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Thanks Barbara, I was trying to work it out. Of course, cackle out loud is a lovely one, and I could hear your tinkle behind your sister’s outburst!
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good one!
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Bravo – amazing!
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🙂 😀
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{grin}
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Very human!
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😀 😀
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LOL 😀
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