Points to ponder:

This is another e-mail that I thought some of you might enjoy. This is only sent to those believed to have the mental capacity to comprehend the meaning of these statements.            It requires a deep thinker to grasp these most important facts of life.

Points to Ponder

Number 9 – Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Number 8 – Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6 – Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes make him a sandwich.

Number 5 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Number 3 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2 – In the 60’s, people took drugs to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take antidepressants to make it normal.

Number 1 – Life is like a jar of chilli chutney. What you enjoy today might burn your arse tomorrow.

…and as someone recently said to me: Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last that long….

Advertisements

17 thoughts on “Points to ponder:

      1. bkpyett Post author

        You are quite right, this is a slackers way to go, but there are days when that’s the way it is. Today you prompted me to put on some writing of my own, for better or worse! Thanks for keeping me on track M-R, even if a little leg pulling was needed to get me going again. 🙂

        Like

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s