The AMA has weighed in on Joe Hockey’s proposed changes Australia’s health services The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought he had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt he was labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the ideas short-sighted. Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Paediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!” The Psychiatrists thought the ideas were madness, while the Radiologists could see right through them. The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn’t swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it. The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter….” The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anaesthetists thought the ideas were a gas, but the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in parliament!
Before I got to the end, I was thinking, “She’s going to end w/ a proctology joke.”
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😀 😀 😀
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The parliament..!? Now the arsonists feel like fire!! 🙂
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😀 😀
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I had to see a proctologist once, and while he was doing his business, I asked him how he came to become a proctologist. I don’t remover the story. It was horrible. Never go to a proctologist.
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Thanks for that advice! Just the thought makes me smile!!:-)
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Yes, nothing like a bit of humour to start the day, it is always refreshing!
Thanks so much for your comment. ❤
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this was such fun read this morning – and it caught me off guard – I was expecting a serious post about some duvet topic – and was ready to go deep with my balck coffee sitting by my side (especially after that last poem I read over here – which still has me thinking…)
but then I read this
“he Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.” and started cracking up.
ahhhh ***sigh*** humor is so nice – and great wordplay this morning –
thanks.!
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A breathe of fresh air on this horror budget. Love it.
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We need some light relief! Thanks for your comment.
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great piece of creative writing!
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Yes, written by disconsolate doctor (s)! Thanks for your response!
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Life is too short to be picky! Thanks for your visits O’Babe!
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There is no pun too low for me to stoop to enjoy it. Fun!
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That is hilarious! Thanks so much. 😀
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My pleasure! I was so thrilled to find your blog today!!
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Thank you. And I yours.
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So pleased you enjoyed t! 🙂
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Lovely to see you visiting! 🙂
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Love this and just had to re-blog.. 🙂
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So pleased you did! 🙂
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Reblogged this on Annie's Blog and commented:
Now this is funny, I don’t care who you are..
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❤ ❤ 🙂
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You really have made my day!!!
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Thank you, that makes me happy! 🙂
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Hankyhead plagiarized your total post (without credit) here as his Joke of the Week.
http://www.smh.com.au/comment/whats-up-alan-jones-isnt-roger-rogerson-a-mate-20140530-zrswa.html
Cheers,
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Thanks for that, but really I don’t mind. We all have to learn as we go. Maybe they are new to blogging? It is good to share. Cheers 🙂
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You finally did it, and a big thank you! You made me laugh about our horrendous budget. I love you 🙂 I have been sitting in this great land of the southern clouds wondering when the heck Joe Middleclass gets a break. Just another budget where we suck it up and keep paying.
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Love your name, Queasy Peasy, and that you enjoyed a laugh from the AMA’s response to the Budget. I’m only sorry you used the name ‘Joe’, as it has been contaminated for me now! ❤
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Reblogged this on Something to Ponder About and commented:
Puns… gotta love them. Or hate them? Whatever, they are witty!
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Laughter makes life worth living, I think! ❤
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Absolutely!!
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:-). 🙂
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Haha… love it – could I re-blog?
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Yes, of course Amanda with pleasure!
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Thanks!
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Glad you liked it Jet! Thanks for your comment. 🙂
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LOL, a great way to break up the serious tedium. 🙂
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Politics has been very serious since this ridiculous budget, so it’s good to see people making some fun out of it.
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Very clever and completely silly. Bravo.
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❤ xx MT
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No, did you put this one up too? I have been trying to add Award Free Post, and haven’t had success… the other one disappeared….
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Where did you read it ? – obviously NOT http://wp.me/p3ZISx-1PB ! Aha ! – caught you out, Ba ! You haven’t been perusing my posts religiously ! ROTFL !!!!
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Love puns, even when the context is a bit arcane for me. Thanks!
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It’s most unusual for our usually right wing doctors to make any political comment, so it was with interest I read this!
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❤ xx Martha!
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