Budget Cuts:

The AMA has weighed in on Joe Hockey’s proposed changes Australia’s health services The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought he had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt he was labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the ideas short-sighted. Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Paediatricians said, “Oh, Grow up!” The Psychiatrists thought the ideas were madness, while the Radiologists could see right through them. The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn’t swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it. The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter….” The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. The Anaesthetists thought the ideas were a gas, but the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in parliament!

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46 thoughts on “Budget Cuts:

  1. naptimethoughts

    I had to see a proctologist once, and while he was doing his business, I asked him how he came to become a proctologist. I don’t remover the story. It was horrible. Never go to a proctologist.

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  2. prior

    this was such fun read this morning – and it caught me off guard – I was expecting a serious post about some duvet topic – and was ready to go deep with my balck coffee sitting by my side (especially after that last poem I read over here – which still has me thinking…)
    but then I read this

    “he Allergists voted to scratch them, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.” and started cracking up.

    ahhhh ***sigh*** humor is so nice – and great wordplay this morning – O_o
    thanks.!

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    1. bkpyett Post author

      Thanks for that, but really I don’t mind. We all have to learn as we go. Maybe they are new to blogging? It is good to share. Cheers 🙂

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  3. QueasyPeasy

    You finally did it, and a big thank you! You made me laugh about our horrendous budget. I love you 🙂 I have been sitting in this great land of the southern clouds wondering when the heck Joe Middleclass gets a break. Just another budget where we suck it up and keep paying.

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    1. bkpyett Post author

      Love your name, Queasy Peasy, and that you enjoyed a laugh from the AMA’s response to the Budget. I’m only sorry you used the name ‘Joe’, as it has been contaminated for me now! ❤

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  4. bkpyett Post author

    No, did you put this one up too? :mrgreen: I have been trying to add Award Free Post, and haven’t had success… the other one disappeared….

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